Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging? C’mon let’s go jogging.”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK…”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying?”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
Hubby: “Ok ok… You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone. Happy now?”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong. If he will still invite his wife to go jogging next time.
This piece is dedicated to all married people. It is okay if your spouse doesn’t always understand you. You are not alone.
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